The PRC at WAR WITH MILEY CYRUS

Miley Cyrus has been able to do what the Soviets, Vietnamese and the USA were unable to do. Really, really piss off the Chinese Communist Party...




The Chinese Government have taken a stand by BANNING Miley Cyrus from their country.

The ban will in mean Miley Cyrus will not be aloud [sic] into China. Disney wont be happy because China has also banned any broadcast of her TV show Hannah Montana, all films and merchandise sales with immediate effect. The ban is currently indefinite.

Foreign minister Yang Jiechi has stated, "Miss Cyrus has made it clear she is no friend of China or anyone of East Asian descent. We have no interest in further polluting our children's minds with her American ignorance."

Meanwhile an anonymous source has said that Miley Cyrus planned on flying to Beijing to perform for the Premier's children in hopes of persuading him to lift the ban. Source

The Japanese must be laughing, together with the Taiwanese, especially about the part where the PRC decides to speak on behalf of all East Asians. Was Tibet included in that description? What do they think about this?

Miley Cyrus, in this clash of civilizations, has achieved more than an entire Soviet Rocket Army ever could, even after she apologized.

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